finding out the weather in your area by scrolling through your newsfeed on facebook, instagram, etc.
i’m so glad social meteorology informed me that it snowed last night.
- daddy bulge
we’re you have a freakishly large p*n*s typically found when a married man dosent have enough s*x dammit i still have a daddy bulge time to f*ck some more prost*tutes
- skindow of opportunity
when your kids aren’t home and you might get to have s*x. andy’s skindow of opportunity was closing. they had to pick up the kids in an hour and it might be a month before they’d be alone again.
- camaro grand sport
a one of one camaro built in 1985 that was so savage that they could only legally make one designed by a bad *ss it was the reason ferrari started the f40 because it was the only car that could complete with it no one knows how much power it’s got but it’s probably more […]
- yer da teaches zumba
scottish insult- ”your dad teaches zumba lessons” the ultimate scottish insult. when this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all. ‘yer a bawbag” f*ck up you, ya wee d*ck! yer da teaches zumba! *kills self**