social murder-suicide
when your friend starts dating a girl and virtually removes both himself and her from society and all friends. closely resembles killing one’s love interest and self with less finality than actual death.
“dude, i haven’t seen charlie since he started going steady with jenn…”
“i know man, just another social murder-suicide. so sad.”
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