social puberty
a point in your life when you start dressing better, easily talk to the opposite s-x, stop being immature, become more popular, know how to socialize, and get a life. social p-b-rty can occur anywhere from the ages of 11-14, and anytime after that for the socially delayed.
-at a party-
chick 1: dayummm, rick looks fine tonight!
chick 2: don’t think about it, he has a girlfriend.
chick 1: rick?? he used to be a total virgin/geek/nerd! didn’t he leave our school cause people were bullying him?
chick 2: yeah, well now he drives a lexus, is captain of the football team, and could be an abercrombie model.
chick 1: holy sh-t, he must have finally went through social p-b-rty.
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