Social Welfare Mobile
slang for a fiat punto. generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. as a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.
see also honda civic.
f-cking social welfare mobile cut me off at the magic roundabout.
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