Socially Amish


when a person has no social media or a cell phone.
sarah: can i have your number?
bob: sorry, i don’t have a cell phone. i’m socially amish.
sarah: do you have facebook?
bob: no
when a person has no social media or a cell phone.
sarah: can i have your number?
bob: sorry, i don’t have a cell phone. i’m socially amish.
sarah: do you have facebook?
bob: no

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