Societal Unicorn


a person who is normal person that surprisingly hasn’t done anything. no drinking, drugs, boyfriend, s-x, or even in some circ-mstances, kiss.
dude, that girl is such a societal unicorn- she’s 18 and never had a boyfriend!

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