sock booger
the annoying lint b-lls that form in socks after they have been washed.
dude, i’ve been walking around all day with a sock booger and it is driving me insane.
a small collection of tiny threads and cotton pieces from socks in the form of a black, grey or even white boogers,mostly found between toes.
josh had a dozen new sockboogers between his toes last night.
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