Sock Story
a pointless story told. no punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.
1.”today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
it was blue!”
“um..sock story”
2. “i have a sock story for you: today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit.”
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