sockfucking
verb, the act of lubing up an athletic tube sock and inserting the male member for s-xual stimulation. a sockf-cker may choose to perform the act manually or may choose to have a partner stimulate the sock. low cut socks are disfavored except by short d-cked individuals.
don’t wash that sock after the game, i’m into sockf-cking and your natural oils are better than you greezy f-ck.
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