Socrates Troll


a master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amus-m-nt, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.
congrats. you just poked a giant hole in my logic. you could’ve been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you’re just a socrates troll. your talent is wasted on your amus-m-nt and my annoyance, so yes, i am mad, bro.

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