a small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. the products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the soda mess.
hey man! can you get me a pop tart from the soda mess in the break room please?
a woman who is so far, that she could be mistaken for pregnant (used in reference to gregg’s bakery) oi, chardonnayy you look well greggnant, you should lay off the pasties
- a few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it dont
when the people at urban dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website. guy: omg urban dictionary emailed me! email: a few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. don’t take it personally! guy: 🙁
- watermelon nuts
a metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time. is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue b*lls. example: “tom has been chasing that marsha for a while now. that *ss has his nuts grown like watermelons!” “dude had the watermelon nuts after that stacey put their relationship on hold.”
- eyy bahd
white-trash canadian slang, used to satisfy the ending of a sentence for no apparent reason whatsoever. the above expression can also be used to get somebody’s attention, express concern or anger, and order a large double-double at tim hortons. “we got’em good, eyy bahd” “oh yah bahd”