sodexo coffee
n. a type of spoiled water, often found in the shoppes and cantines of certain inst-tutions unfortunate enough to entrust their culinary upkeep to the sodexo (formerly sodexho) corporation.
sodexo coffee is believed to contain caffeine, but empirical data would suggest otherwise.
notable characteristics:
-looks a bit like pond water
-tastes a bit like pond water
-gives little or no indication of containing or ever having contained caffeine
“i could desperately use some caffeine right about now. ”
-nothing but sodexo coffee nearby-
“i guess i’ll go find a pond.”
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