sofa king


a ‘friendly’ way to say “so f-cking”.
“dag, yo! i am sofa king high!”
“i could jump off a cliff, i’m sofa king bored…”
“i’m sofa king stoned…”
“you’re sofa king stupid!”
a great drunking bar trick. to get someone to make a fool of themselves by having them repeat a set of words out loud quickly.
eye m sofa king we todd did
in translation meaning so f-ckin’
joe: you’re reatarded. sofa king r-t-rded

deriving from ‘sofa king’, a play on “so f-cking”, sofa-king is to be used as an adjective-modifying adjective.

see über.
i am sofa-king tired right now.
1. derived from the words “so” and “f-cking” to sound like “so f-cking..”

2. a group from mchs in sd,ca’s cl-ss of 09
me: i love you sofakings!
sk: lol regular
another way to say ‘so f-cking’.
or, just a really cool display name on mysp-ce.

ie: sofa king cool
ashley: hey, look at that brad’s the sofa king.

brad: no dipsh-t. think about it.
someone who is so fa king lazy they spend all day on the couch
bret is sofaking lazy, he never gets off the couch

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