Sofa Sores


this is when you’ve been playing loads of games/watching loads of films/tv or looking online for an incredible amount of time and you get the symptoms of a numb b-tt, stiff achy muscles and pins & needles in various places, a bit like when you’re bed ridden in hospital or something for too long.
ty: is dave gonna come with us to see the movie tonight?
chino: nah dude, he’s got that new game.. won’t see him for months!
ty: oh man, he’s gonna be covered in sofa sores!
chino: hahah ain’t that the truth!
ty: i’m over it. let’s go.

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