Sofari


the act of watching wildlife programmes on tv from the comfort (and safety) of your sofa.

a cheap vacation alternative.
safari staycation
i’m not going to work, i’m on sofari

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    a phrase used to describe something or someone of a sickening or disturbing nature. something so horrible it is on a par with quiche, which is vile. also abbreviated to vq in some circ-mstances. “eurgh he / she smells vile quiche” “man this weather is vq”

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    while during s-x, when you unhinge your jaw and eat an entire sheep. oh my g-d.

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    the act of freddy kruger reaching around with his knifed glove to give a horrific hand job. look outside… f-ck… id rather get an elm street reach around than sit in that traffic jam for 3 hours.

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    what cranbrook preps say to avoid cursing the scottish play, macbeth. “this production of macbizzle is like totally going to be the best play ever, even if it is scottish!”


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