Sofia Vergara


a pretty talented colombian-born actress with an amazing set of t-ts and really annoying voice.
i’d love to suck sofia vergara’s t-ts, as long as she doesn’t talk while i do it.
a columbian woman with m-ssive t-ts, 32f, who appears on the modern family television series.
she has also been featured in a modeling video, half naked.
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