soft jacob
during intercourse with a female who has more relaxed v-g-n-l muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one’s p-n-s from said v-g-n-, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose v-g-n-. after doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female’s v-g-n- until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.
hi jon, how are you?
great, mike. i just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.
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