Soft Waffle


when a man who is very intoxicated (often off of large quant-ties of whiskey) attempts to have intercourse with a woman in the doggy-style position, but finding that his p-n-s is too flaccid for penetration, just ends up undulating the limp p-n-s in-between the woman’s b-tt checks.
“after buying him 3 or 4 fire ball shots, all i got was a soft waffle.”

“nothing ruins a good night like a soft waffle-ing.”

“at first i thought he was really hot, but he just turned out to be a no good soft waffler.”

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