softball player


a girl who, once steps onto the field, is transformed from “daddy’s little girl” to a fierce, unrelenting compet-tor who will stop at nothing in order to win a game. characteristically with dirt across her face, ratted, sweaty hair, bl–dy knees and dirt stained socks and uniform. she’s a diligent hard worker who knows the real meaning of teamwork, spirit, and fearing nothing. contradictorily she personifies all this while she still wears cute, color coordinated hair ribbons and sleeve stripes.
did you see that chick?
yea shes a total softball player look at her tan line
another term for “lesbian”.
that jenny, she’s turned into quite the softball player.

what do you mean? she’s all of a sudden into sports?

yeah…and girls.

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