softballer


a girl, usually between ages 12 and 21, who is obsessed with softball. plays at least twice a week, often rejects invitations to hang out because of softball.
girl a: hey wanna sleep over my house on friday night? theres gunna be mad weed and my parents won’t be home.
girl b: can’t, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i’m a go hard softballer.

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