Softened by Distance (SBD)
when the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly
dude1: check her out mate, she is stunning!!
-car moves closer-
dude2: cr-p mate she’s a softened by distance (sbd), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!
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