softmans


(n.) someone who is unwilling to do something that the majority of his/her group wants to do.
“yo, bob reach this jam its gonna be live, everyone’s reaching!”
“nah bro, i don’t want to.”
“softmans.”
somebody of “soft” nature, generally easily hurt or offended and has little strength. loses in comptetions that would otherwise portray them as popular i.e. rap battles and has little or no friends.
matt: oi softman gimme your egg rolls!
charlie: erm okay, i’ll go cry in my corner

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