softurbating
the act of beating off with a semi, or completely, flaccid p-n-s. this is also known as “limp d-ck masturbating”.
i really like delivery services, so when i saw the ups truck drive past my house unexpectedly i had to whip it out and begin softurbating for a brief moment.
what can brown do for me? it can give me a reason to yank it totally limp!
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