Soggy Crumpet


another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). partic-p-nts must circle jerk onto the crumpet. whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the c-m-loaded crumpet.
soggy biscuit? that’s nothing, try soggy crumpet!

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