Soggy Martini
the act of getting a group of men and jerking off into a condom, and the last one to finish must then sh-t into the condom and drink it.
dude john, jim, bob, and i had a soggy martini sesh the other day and jim lost!
soggy martini is where a group of guys jack off into a martini gl-ss, the guy with biggest load wins, the guy with smallest load looses and gets the entire gl-ss of c-m poured on his head.
we were sitting around bored & decided to jack off. after some fluffing & some handjobs & bl-wj-bs, jack ended up with the smallest load…so he ended up with a soggy martini…the gl-ss of c-m got poured over his head.
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