Soggy Molly
the act of collecting large amounts of saliva on your index finger and then sticking it in someone’s armpit with a twisting motion. usually done from behind to allow for the element of surprise and to give you a chance to run.
index fingers from both hands can be used at the same time for a double-barreled soggy molly.
while billy-bob was giving the nerd a wet w-lly, jimbo was giving him a soggy molly.
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