Soggy Santa Hat
when one jacks off into a santa claus hat and then puts it on his wife’s head at the family breakfast on christmas day.
person 1: “why are you showing up on my doorstep on christmas day.”
person 2: “beacause i gave my wife a soggy santa hat at breakfast.”
person 1: “oh not good!”
when christmas eve comes and you and your lover have great hot s-x and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at christmas morning
this soggy santa hat is the symbol of our love for christmas
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