soggy trumpet
a soggy trumpet is when you start eating someone -sshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, i’m talking pacific ocean drenched. then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the b-tch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes d-ck and work it like a trumpet. then to complete the rusty trumpet you blow into their -sshole. like blow their kidneys out blow.
reptar: have you guys heard of the soggy trumpet?
running man: h-ll yea i did that to my chick last night
jim: -mumbles
juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
onyx: unfortunately…
soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me
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