soim


the special brand of thick, oily sweat that acc-mulates in the fold where the scr-t-m meets the base of the p-n-s.
after his basketball game, daryl had so much soim in his briefs that he wrung them out into a ziplock bag and then used it later that night for lube when bedding the entire cheerleading squad.

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