soligatory
that feeling when you’re really hungry and staring at food but cannot decide what you want to eat because it all looks so good. works best in the context of being under the influence of marijuana or alcohol.
fred and george go to the grocery store after a few dabs.
they get to the candy aisle and after a few minutes of considering their options, fred says, “hey george, what are you gonna get to eat?”
george says “i don’t know man, i’m feeling super soligatory.”
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