solipsist
(noun)-a person who believes he/she is the center of the universe
see also: c-ckbunny
my girlfriend is a solipsist.
a person who straddles two lanes while driving or two sp-ces while parking his / her car; also, a person who uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn’t replace it with a new roll
what kind of solipsist parks his car perpendicular to the lines, taking up three sp-ces?
me me me me me & em
i, believing in solipsism, am therefore, a solipsist.
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