Solitaire Loop


when one starts playing computer solitaire (or any variation played on the computer) and is unable to stop playing until they have won. most frustrating when you cannot win. also equally frustrating when you have won and you want to win more causing a continuous cycle or loop.
mom: johnny, dinner’s ready!
johnny: i can’t come down yet, i’m stuck in a solitaire loop!

person 1: hey how come you aren’t responding to my message?
person 2: sorry i’m stuck in a solitaire loop.

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