solodex
a mental store of past, current, and fantasy lovers used to become aroused and reach climax whilst masturbating alone. a person’s masturbatory rolodex. (via dan savage – savage lovecast 250 – 2 august 2011)
no access to p-rn, use your solodex.
a gay mexican who loves little children
lmf– @ solodex the gay mexican
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