when you go to the toilet and take a big dump and don’t flush leaving abdi and he’s friends to chill in bowl hence the somalian pool party.
guy 1: hey guy 2 i gotta go take a sh-t ill be back asap
guy 1: hey your toilet flush b-tton isn’t working
guy 2: oooooh h-ll nooo, no somalian pool parties in this house go get a bucket and tell abdi and his friends the parties over and don’t come back till they’ve all left.
so i walked into this public toilet that was busy and there was this one cubicle that no one was using , so i walk up to it and before i could close the door behind me and use it, to my surprise there was a m-ssive somalian pool party just chillin there.
true savage!!!!! with a big b-m🍑 ‘ layona you are a savage!’
a person of high cl-ss that is loved by everyone he meets. someone girls just cannot resist due to his good looks and perfect smile. a person who puts himself before everyone because he deserves all the attention in the world. mufeeh is the greatest ever.
- mexican backrub
when your morbidly obese chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a m-ssage. hey honey why don’t you and the chihuahua give me a mexican backrub?
- ostrich sheeple lemmings
ostrich-sheeple-lemmings are humans who figuratively bury their heads in the sand so they don’t see, act like a herd of sheep, then herd themselves over a cliff like lemmings. jane called john an example of ostrich-sheeple-lemmings for refusing to face reality.
- nerf turf
the sp-ce between the n-ts-ck and p–p chute i wiped and got p–p on my nerf turf 🙁