Somerset Toffee Apple
an act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any -n-s available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. this is improved vastly by the owner of the -n-s reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the somerset toffee apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring helios. – dante
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