Somerset

noun (sum-ehr-seht): the best county in england and the origin of cider and the word grrt (meaning great or large). never should the word be used to describe c-ck, seeing as the people are the possibly the best people on the planet, bar jamaicans.
going to somerset? they do good home-brewed cider, if that tempts you?
the greatest county in england, in which:

everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pr-nounced ‘ombin arvistrr)
cows outnumber humans.
tractors (pr-nnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.
~oo-arr mate, i live in zummerseh inni!

-you live in somerset, but you can’t pr-nnounce it!?

~oo-arr.
the best english county (and apparently some sh-t place in america, but dont let that put you off from visiting somerset friends from abroad). gave the world cider, the flushing toilet, cheddar cheese (the best kind of cheese bar none! if its from somerset and not some knock off stuff anyway) and the combine harvester! people struggle to understand the somerset people due to their thick accents except people from somerset and people from a small west indian island who, by coincidence, have the same accent). there is a large celtic influence in somerset from wales and cornwall hence why the area (or westcountry, including devon/cornwall) is a lot more like wales than the rest of england. however, unfortunately, somerset is close to bristol, who share our accent, tarring the reputation of our great county.
it is home of the world renowned glastonbury music festival which attracts hundreds of thousands of music lovers to some blokes field who produces milk for the rest of the year. although this is not actually in glastonbury, rather worthy farm in pilton, glastonbury is a hippy town with a big hill and some stupid half castle that king arthur supposedly lived in. yawn.
person from london: h-llo good chap.
person from somerset: arryte moi babber, ow b aahn?
person from london: i beg your pardon?
person from somerset: hehehe.
she’s beautiful and always there for her friends, she loves to be at home with her family but i crazyy with her friends. somersets are know to have one special person in there life that they with never forget, they share hobbies and opions that they have in comman. somerset is know to have a perfect figure and her personality is amazing. anyone who doesn’t know a somerset is missing out big time
q:have you heared about somerset?
a:the gorgeous girl?
a small town in kentucky that is humid and mostly farm land. the population of livestock may just be greater than the population of human. jobs are hard to get, and even harder to keep. you keep climbing but never seem to get anywhere here.
been working all day long, and i dont have a dime to my name. i must be in somerset.
the finest town in all of north america. people here possess the best qualities of any humans on the face of the earth. somersetians tend to stay within the confines of this rustic community. it’s inhabitants favorite color tends to be realtree or mossy oak, and their main form of transportation is generally a truck, atv, or boat. somersetians hold a rather country accent and are the most stubborn son-of-a-b-tches you will ever come across. they find it proper and acceptable to wear boots in all occasians and take bowhunting and fishing to extreme and perfect levels. they tend to love country music, woodshop, and beer.

the most upstanding member of this town is referred to as “somerset” and spends the majority of his time at somerset candy company and with his uncle steve. he is taylor swift’s future husband and he packs some serious heat south-of-the-border.

somerset is the greatest place on earth, i wish everyone could live here and never leave.
a boring, rich, upper cl-ss town in a rural part of central new jersey, full of doctors, lawyers, accountants, college professors and other people who think they’re hot sh-t. few people know about somerset, and often think the town only contains normal sized middle cl-ss homes that they see on the main road of easton avenue. that’s because years ago somerset consisted only of farm land and a few normal homes. year’s later developers came and bought up acres and acres of farm land and built big expensive homes, bringing in the rich, sn-bby crowd that makes somerset what it is today. unlike other rich towns in new jersey, somerset is actually a very diverse town that contains a lot of black people who also have money like their white counterparts. a majority of kids from the town are spoiled and a lot of them try to act like they’re tough thugs from the rough streets. when in actuality the only dangerous thing to worry about is h-tting a deer crossing the road. the town also contains a numerous amount of hot girls that can be seen on a day to day basis usually driving their mommies and daddies bmw, mercedes, infiniti, acura or lexus with no place to go.
tom: “who was that hot girl doing lines of c-ke in her bmw m3?”

tara: “oh, thats lisa, she lives in somerset, she’s that sn-bby b-tch i told you about whose loser brother thinks he’s a gang banger. i f-cking hate people from somerset.”