something to cry about
how your parents threaten you when you are small and vulnerable: stop crying or i’ll spank you.
it is used only when the child is already crying, having a tantrum, in need of comfort like a hug or a large bandage. usually the child is crying because the parent has yelled at him or her.
the parent becomes desperate, irritated, and embarr-ssed (if in public).
apparently, the parent thinks that threatening a child with physical harm is the most efficient way of stopping it from crying.
it’s further proof that parents are s-d-stic and r-t-rded. goes in the same category as “if you don’t _____, you better” i.e., the category of threatening statements that make no sense.
tommy: waaa waaa it hurts, mommy, don’t!
brenda: if you don’t stop crying i’ll give you something to cry about!
tommy: waa–wait, what? -never forgets traumatic childhood-
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