Sometimes-handball


disrespectful retort, uttered towards soccer fans. (must only be used after soccer fans refuse to call their sport soccer)

this usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the soccer fan, such as: mostly-handball (for real football), mostly-football (for soccer), sometimes-football (for real football), etc…
dude 1: dude, you’re confusing me. stop calling that sport football. it’s soccer.

dude 2: the only time you guys use your feet is when it’s fourth and 20, whereas in football (soccer), you use your feet all the time!

dude 1: dude, that’s hypocritical! your sometimes-handball goalies are using their hands whenever they can. and don’t get me started on throwing the ball in bounds…

dude 2: lesser retort derivatives here.

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