somewhat-a-globular


“typical outward signs of a human who is feeling somewhat a-globular could be an unfocussed upward-tilting gaze and widely-stretched, flailing limbs; the person might also be clutching at or jabbing at the air with an item of stationery in what is generally understood to be desperation to focus his or her concentration”
“give me that pen b-tch! i’m feeling somewhat-a-globular and don’t know what to do”
a state of mind where one is confused or disorientatated about one’s psychological, physical, geographical, social, and/or professional state
“what’s this? where am i? what’s going on? oh no..i’m feeling somewhat-a-globular” said the child as he woke up to find an old fisherman buying fish in front of him.

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