SOMGGG


an acronym for “swear on my great grandmother’s grave”.

used in textspeak to prove you are telling the truth
person 1: “i didn’t post that on your wall.”
person 2: “you so did”.
person 1: “i didn’t. somggg”

or “will pay it tonite. somggg.”

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