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the funniest thing your mom can call you.
mom: you son of a b-tch , ill kill you!
me: hahaha!
a person who you hate and the only word you can use is son of a b-tch. or a word of surprise. related to -sshole
why the f-ck did you smoke all my j you son of a b-tch.

wife: honey, i am pregnant
man: son of a b-tch!
exclamation of surprise.
“dude, you were supposed to work at 3.”
“son of a b-tch.”

“dude, what happened to the rest of the beer?”
“son of a b-tch.”
son of a b-tch (sob), and son of a gun, two variants, both euphemisms. there are varios theories regarding the origins of the phrase, however one can believe what they like. can be put as an interjection expressing;
1. surprise

2. amazement

3. anger

4. disappointment

5. disgust

6. revenge

7. grat-tude

8. etc.
1. (when discovering a friend of yours scr-w-ng with your grandmother, mother, sister, cousin, girlfriend…)
she; “someones commin in!”
friend; “i am baby…(realises it ain’t a joke)what?really? who the…”
you;(mouth wide open)”…what?…son of a b-tch!”

2. (when you see a nerd, getting it on with 5 very fine chicks at a party…)
travis; “dude…what the f-ck?…you see that?”
jason; “holy sh-t…”
both; “i’ll be d-mned…son of a b-tch…”

3. (when a silly little f-cker, plays around with your b-lls, and a fight begins)
opponent; “i’m goin to kick your -rs-!”
you; “we’ll see about that, you silly son of a b-tch!”

4. (when your girlfriend dumps you, cause your sh-t in bed)
jack; “…hey man…don’t worry..millions of other b-tches in the sea…thats life!”
you; (crying your eyes out)…lifes a son of a b-tch jack”

5. (when you discover a friend of yours f-cking a dog)
dog; (trying to escape with all his strengh)…heeelp! get this f-cker off me!”
your girlfriend; “oh my god!”
you; “…filthy son of a b-tch!”

6. (whilst taking a cr-p on your nieghbours front lawn, for p-ssing you off for some reason one evening)
niehgbour; “what the h-ll do you think your doing?”
you; “what’s it look like you son of a b-tch?”

7. (when some friend of yours buys you a blowup s-x doll for your birthday)
tom; “here, hope you like it”
you; “aaaawww, you didn’t have to, you son of a b-tch”

8. or for any other situation.
1.an exclamation used when angry.
2.some guy who p-ssed you off
3.a male dog
1.”you godd-mn son of a b-tch !”
2.”you godd-mn son of a b-tch !”
3.”you godd-mn son of a b-tch !”
a term for somebody (usually a male) that you hate with a p-ssion. an -sshole.
son of a b-tch in different languages:

gaelic: mac ghalla
welsh: ap ast
spanish: hijo de una puta
portuguese: filho de una puta
italian: figlio di una puta
french: fils de une putain
dutch: zoon van een kutwijf
german: sohn eines schlampe
to be a son of a b-tch
why do you always have to be such a sonofab-tch

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