Son of Milf


the son of a milf whose actual name is forever meaningless, overshadowed by his mother’s beautiful mommaries.
…i’m about to say h-llo when i notice she’s holding a bundled blanket, and sure enough i see son of milf, sucking on her beautiful mommaries in broad daylight.

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