Sooty & Sweep
the act of double-fisting.
note – this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be sooty & sootying (or, arguably, sweep & sweeping), which sounds gash).
this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets sooty (the annoying yellow one) & sweep (the awesome squeaky one).
author’s note – i would personally usually start with sooty on the left & sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.
poke – “is your nan out tonight?”
mouse – “no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting sooty & sweeped by a couple of trannies.”
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