Sorbatron


a person obsessed with phallic objects and penal symbolism. a sorbatron would relish any opportunity to create phallic art where ever possible. they are a creative breed, not bound by the realms of normal social behavior. a sorbatron does not think like regular human being, their though process can be equated to people with autism who may see in their surroundings in patterns and numbers, in much the same way a sorbatron will only see objects around them as c-cks and b-lls
person a “did you draw that 8 foot flaming p-n-s on the hill?”
person b “yes”
person a “you’re such a sorbatron!”

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