Sore Throat
a time-tested excuse for giving too much head the night before. if one were to suck too many d-cks, or suck a small amount of d-cks for too long, then they might suffer from a sore throat the day after.
“dude, anna totally has got a sore throat”
“who’d she get it from?”
“the football team, last night.”
although this is actually a phrase it deserves to be recorded immortally in the dictionary of joy. this is a term to be used only when you are in great peril, say you are forced to do something with someone you are far less than fond of. simply say:
‘i’ve got a sore throat’ and you can express you desperation/sadness/anger in an amusing way without conveying your feelings to the enemy. genius isn’t it?!? share the phrase with all your close friends, just remember you with caution. also problems and confusion can arise when a true sore throat occurs. anyway, this phrase will come in useful when you are with people involved in ponchomania or wicca wicca blazin’ squad members.
at school with you amigo when the enemy stroll over and starts to talk….
you say, ‘i’ve got a bit of a sore throat at the moment’
your friends will understand and muchelemayo will follow, the enemy is left very confused!!
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