sort of


a word which means nothing and everything depending on how its used
1: “hey do you like this place?”
“ahh, sort of.”

2:congrats! it’s a boy…..sort of.
a harmless thing to say, sort of. it’s just a filler, sort of. it doesn’t really mean anything; but after certain things, sort of means everything. like after, “i love you,” or “you’re going to live.”

(source: demetri martin, comedy central presents.)
i love you, sort of.
its aim lingo for sort of.
but as the human race, we are way to lazy to put a sp-ce between the sort and the of.
i’m sortof bored.

“hey! i sortof know her!”

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