so’s your nipples
the only real comeback to a so’s your face. makes just about as much sense, but it’s a triple threat – it’s offensive, confusing, and it draws attention to the stupidity of the phrase “so’s your face”.
when used, your opponent will be utterly confused. they will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt “what?”
at this point all you must do to finish now is go “yeah! what now?” and walk off with a slight swagger. you win.
this works just about 100% of the time. i’m serious, try it.
person 1: alright, that’s it. you’re an unbelievable douche.
person 2: well, so’s your face!
person 1: well, so’s your nipples!
person 2: …
person 1: what now, punk?
person 1: will you shut up? santa does not exist.
person 2: your face should shut up!
person 1: your nipples should shut up!
person 2: what?
person 1: yeah, that’s what i thought!
(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so’s your face in)
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