sound of found
when you’re banging a chick in the dark and you really want to stick it in her p–per and she’s moaning until to finally find it and she shrieks.
uh oh yeah baby you want me to put it in your -ss?
no way! that hurts!
oh okay i won’t… -fiddles around-
-shrieks-
bing! that’s the sound of found baby!
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