Soup of the Day
a phrase meaning to go out to the pub or bar in order to consume alcoholic beverages. usually used to mask the real intent of the trip for the sake of children and/or the wife. commonly used in leicester, united kingdom.
“put the kids to bed luv, i’m just popping out with jim for soup of the day”
or…
child: “daddy, why do you come back on sat-rday afternoons shouting and smelling funny, where do you go?”
father: “just out with my firends for soup of the day princess.”
when in 69 position, and the guy is on top and the girl is licking the man’s b-lls. when the man is about to c-m, he quickly takes a sh-t on the girls face and then c-ms on her face, making it the soup of the day.
dude, my girlfriend tried the soup of the day yesterday… she got food posioning though.
song by the vandals.
“soup of the day, flavor of the month, stain in your pants from your bleeding c-nt.”
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