Souptik
an uncontrollable mess that you dont feel like fixing, when you know it will make you feel better after you fix it.
akili: my room has a souptik.
mother: go clean your souptik.
giving off an indian spice scent.
known for the seduction of young blonde women (see also: liza)
“curried perfection”
f-cked mary poppins twelve and a half times.
f-cked me thrice.
souptiks have souptik beasts. also called mustaches
“my souptik is behaving quite well today how is yours?”
“my souptik has grown another souptik beast (mustache)”
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